This REALLY Happened On THe Bus

(Absolutely everybody, including the bus driver, is texting, but me. I'm reading War and Peace by Charles Dickens.)

Me:*Sees a girl in front of me who's reading Crime and Punishment* Whoa......Hey..........You know how to read????

Girl:Yeah.........I know how to read books

Me:Wow.....Are you a nerd?

Girl:*Blushes* Yeah

Me:Do you want to go to the book store to buy more books to read on the bus?

Girl:Yea

(We go to the book store. Everybody is texting)

Me:One book, please......For the lady

Girl:Thank you......................................................................

(We go on a date at the coffee shop)

Girl:*Reads the book I bought her*

Me:You can read?!

GIrl:*Blushes* Yea............

Me:Wanna go ride a bus

Girl:Yes

(We go to a bus. Everyone's texting)

Me:*sees the girl in front of me reading a book* You can read?!

Girl:Yea............